February 2012
1 post
“I shall pass through this world but once. If therefore there be any kindness I...”
Feb 22nd
January 2012
3 posts
Jan 23rd
“that was concert-hall worthy. you played MY trumpet.”
– BWJ. of course.
Jan 22nd
sweatpants rule.
AD: shhhhh shhhhh lol they are one of life's comforts
BWJ: hobo comforts
AD: one day i'm going to buy you a pair and you're going to say, "you know what amy, i'm sorry i doubted you"
BWJ: not going to happen. i'm not a peasant
Jan 12th
December 2011
1 post
Dec 16th
November 2011
1 post
Nov 13th
October 2011
4 posts
Oct 26th
Oct 19th
Oct 18th
come head on, full circle our arms filled with miracles play hearts, kid, they work well like magic, play aces stay with me, go places once more for the ages
Oct 2nd
September 2011
6 posts
Sep 28th
Sep 21st
Sep 20th
Sep 14th
Sep 12th
3,473 notes
Sep 5th
August 2011
1 post
Aug 31st
July 2011
2 posts
Jul 28th
Jul 8th
May 2011
2 posts
May 18th
1 note
“Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whiskey and drive fast on empty streets...”
– Hunter S. Thompson
May 18th
1 note
April 2011
5 posts
Apr 25th
Apr 18th
Apr 8th
Apr 6th
Apr 1st
March 2011
9 posts
Mar 24th
“hop out the bed turn my swag on looked in the mirror and said ‘freeze...”
– BWJ, on “deadliest warrior”
Mar 24th
Mar 23rd
“i’m going to burt reynolds you on top of a #28 home depot towel in front...”
– guess. and yes, it’s exactly what you think.
Mar 23rd
Mar 21st
Mar 18th
“i’m not really into the whole ‘pain during sex’ thing....”
– EM, after asking me if it looked like a girl had given him a cheek hickey
Mar 6th
“if this doesn’t say ‘i’ve given up’, i don’t know...”
– JP, on eating a two-person meal from white castle by himself
Mar 5th
Mar 3rd
February 2011
8 posts
“she got a simultaneous beating from the ugly branch and the dumb shovel.”
– BWJ, on an unfortunate combination.
Feb 28th
Feb 25th
“you’re a woman from cleveland. your idea of hope should be ‘i...”
– BWJ, of course
Feb 17th
“The goal is to eventually have your shit sorted out so you can love someone just...”
– http://thoughtcatalog.com/2011/the-kinds-of-people-you-can-date/
Feb 14th
Feb 10th
“i feel that if you can comfortably put a song in your fb status and not have to...”
– JP, the master of romance
Feb 10th
Feb 9th
Feb 4th
January 2011
16 posts
Jan 28th
Jan 25th
lolz babies
ad: BABY IN THE OFFICE
bwj: wuhoh
ad: we are literally standing around staring at him.
bwj: caution
ad: haha why caution?
bwj: you might start liking kids
Jan 24th
Jan 20th
Jan 19th
Jan 18th
14 notes
concerns on my attempted departure from fattie-dom
bwj: no fast food. no cigs. next thing i know you'll be saying you're a miami heat fan.
ad: BLASPHEMY
bwj: i don't know amy, you seem ill
bwj: and no fast food? t bell misses you
bwj: i actually think taco bell has missing persons signs on their windows with your face and vitals
Jan 13th