June 2010
8 posts
this eggo is not preggo
justex07m hold off on getting preggers
justex07m until they make caffeine proof babies
22nd birthday surprises
keers075 pshh, breaking your arm was so 2009
keers075 I GOT BIG PLANS FOR THIS YEAR
team italia is disappointed in their homeland
AD: i wore my italia track jacket to trivia tonight
DS: did you win
AD: no
DS: YOU TIED DIDNT YOU GOD DAMNIT FUCK TIES
“if im walking you down the aisle, i’m not giving you away to anyone with...”
– jj bailey
the la siesta love that dare not speak its name
N: No joke. Just got a friend request from a la siesta waiter. I can't remember the last time I've been this happy.
A: What's that sound? I think it's true love.
N: Is it too soon to take him home to meet my parents?
A: Well that depends on if you plan on going all the way
N: Ha. For some chips and salsa I'll let him go to second base. For that queso I'll do anything he wants.
A: How does a margarita pitcher rank on that scale?
N: I can't be held responsible for my actions after a pitcher.
“i need to work at sterling cooper. just chill out, work, and occasional work sex...”
– jj bailey 