January 2011
16 posts
lolz babies
ad: BABY IN THE OFFICE
bwj: wuhoh
ad: we are literally standing around staring at him.
bwj: caution
ad: haha why caution?
bwj: you might start liking kids
concerns on my attempted departure from fattie-dom
bwj: no fast food. no cigs. next thing i know you'll be saying you're a miami heat fan.
ad: BLASPHEMY
bwj: i don't know amy, you seem ill
bwj: and no fast food? t bell misses you
bwj: i actually think taco bell has missing persons signs on their windows with your face and vitals
mr: wanna laugh? this afternoon i had sex and the lion king soundtrack came on haha
ad: well technically it is the circle of life.
jjb: it's pretty much the best full-body workout.
ad: you mean sex?
jjb: ...swimming
“i’d probably get the hot italian, but that’s because i’m a...”
– JP, on sandwiches at melt
“you should’ve gotten an xxl chalupa and a double down with a cigarette and...”
– BWJ, on the remedy for bad days
bwj: i've found that alcohol, even in small doses, really helps with the sleepz. like a whiskey diet before bed. i call it self-medication.
ad: isn't that alcoholism?
bwj: no. alcoholics go to meetings.
