she got a simultaneous beating from the ugly branch and the dumb shovel.– BWJ, on an unfortunate combination.
you’re a woman from cleveland. your idea of hope should be ‘i...– BWJ, of course
The goal is to eventually have your shit sorted out so you can love someone just...– http://thoughtcatalog.com/2011/the-kinds-of-people-you-can-date/
i feel that if you can comfortably put a song in your fb status and not have to...– JP, the master of romance